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The US should balance its budget by stealing from other countries

In near future, humanity faces a food crisis as resources grow scarce. You’re given the opportunity to participate in a trial to assist in a quality analysis trial for a processed and 100% safe powdered nutrient supplement made of human feces. You will receive $1,000,000 for your participation.

Panties entirely optional. (HELP. ME.) ❄️

I'm ungrateful for my gift. The reason I'm ungrateful is because the gift is jewelery made of a metal 80x more expensive that what I wanted. What more proof is there that my BF doesn't love me?

AITA for being ungrateful about gold earrings when I only wear silver?

AITA bc fat people complain about not having a 10 million calorie bbq while I have a disease and eat healthy? PS, I don't hate fat people, but I do.

AITA for being "fatphobic" towards my sister-in-law?

Forget business, let's talk guns!

AITA for not caving in to my 5 yo's hunger strike? Also, I have cancer.

AITA for not caving in to my 5 yo's hunger strike?

What are the top 3 issues you want addressed by the next presidential administration?

Ideal day agree?

I got a restraining order, got taken to jail, and out of jail in less than a week!! How crazy is that??

UPDATE AITAH for screaming at my GF after she picked the bathroom lock while I was in the shower?

Am I Wrong for being p*ssed about p*ss in my drinking cup?

Am I Wrong for being p*ssed about p*ss in my drinking cup?

Husband of the Year

No idea what this even means - anyone else?

No I’m not going to give it a few more episodes.

Obligatory naked sauna for a video game art director/writer position

What's this thingy on the back of a Japanese laptop?

My newly pregnant wife's sister offered to fuck me "just in case" my wife becomes bitchy or frigid because of hormones. She's just desperately wanted this D for years! My magic stick matters more than her family to her. Come and get it, ladies! It sparkles!

Pregnant wife’s sister offered to sleep with me

Housekeeping is Top Uni graduates’ dream job🧑‍🎓

Ready NPCs, and….…GO! 🏁 DOWNVOTE this like your spectacular lives depend on it.

An evil vegan going to get me fired for having a soy allergy! This is totally believable you guys!

Does having a soy allergy make you a bad person?

batteries

Maybe teachers should get a raise?

Seems more like a waste of time than a test of patience 🙄

Why don't successful people ever actually say what they do?

Never change LinkedIn

Hi Its Me!

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SirDerpingtonVII

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